The Board
Who We Are
The Founder
“Wealth isn’t taught. It’s remembered.”
No one’s seen The Founder. But everyone’s felt the ripple of their decisions. Some say they invented the Simulation. Others say they are the Simulation.
What’s certain? Nothing happens at Club Luxury 777 without their silent nod. They’re the seventh seat at the table—the one that’s always empty, yet always filled with power.
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Rumors swirl. That they bought their first island before turning eighteen. That they once traded a single idea for a dozen penthouses. That they vanished from public life after buying a luxury timepiece that allegedly… stops time.
The board reveres them. The internet speculates. But no one knows.
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And that’s how The Founder likes it.
Avery
“Money isn’t math. It’s a mood.”
Avery doesn’t do budgets—they sculpt them. With a taste for cashmere cash flow and luxury spreadsheets that double as vision boards,
Avery is the emotional investor of the group. They once ended a friendship over the phrase “reasonable price.” Everything they own is a tax write-off and a manifestation tool.
Their mantra? If the vibes aren’t high, the portfolio won’t be either.
Max
​“This isn’t a game. It’s a gallery.”
Max sees every Simulation as a masterpiece waiting to be unveiled. Always draped in silk and sipping something obscure, Max orchestrates chaos with the precision of a conductor.
They once demanded a Simulation be delayed because “the aesthetic wasn’t giving.” Has never walked—only floated.
If you’re confused, that means it’s working. If you’re impressed? You’re just now catching up.
Scarlet
“They know everything. No one knows them.”
No one invited Scarlet. No one can find them. And yet, every month, their Simulation response arrives: flawless, untraceable, dripping with impossible insight.
Some say Scarlet is a legend. Others say Scarlet is a myth. But the board knows better. Scarlet 7X doesn’t attend meetings—they haunt them.
If Scarlet answers your Simulation, it’s not luck. It’s prophecy.
Dolce
“The wealthy don’t raise their voices. They raise questions.”
Dolce doesn’t speak. At least, not in ways you expect. Their responses arrive via embossed envelopes, sealed with wax, written in unnerving riddles that somehow always solve the Simulation.
Their presence? A breeze that smells like burnt money and mystery. They are either a ghost, a genius, or both. Once described a tax loophole using only interpretive dance and a diamond. It worked.
Jimmy
“I minted my own legacy. Literally.”
Jimmy is loud. Jimmy is hungry. Jimmy is a former TikTok finance bro turned self-proclaimed “luxury thought leader.”
His yacht is co-owned with his NFT. His slogan? "Don’t chase money. Make money chase YOU.” The board mostly tolerates him—but every now and then, Jimmy drops something so accidentally profound it gets framed.
He’s here for validation. And vibes. And maybe a reality show deal.
Fox
“I retired from wealth. But I never left it.”
Fox says they’re done. Fox is never done. Still lurking in the board’s group chat, popping in with voice memos that start with “Back when real estate meant something…”
They claim they’re only here to observe, yet somehow still manage to drop monthly hot takes that shake the group.
A legend. A relic. A warning. Fox isn’t trying to impress you. Fox already did.